Welcome to Crimefest
The fourth birthday of PAYDAY is fast approaching and with it, the PAYDAY gang once more set out on an epic adventure. This time, Bain provided them with details on what will lead them to uncovering more about Cagliostro, the legendary treasure hunter and heister of old myth.
Curious as to what they might find, the PAYDAY gang agreed to help Bain explore the dungeon he had located. Not knowing what challenges stood before them, onwards all of them still went. On the Road to Crimefest, who knows what treasures they might find in the deep, dark depths of the dungeon?
Featured Unlocks
We're all Bonnie here!
It's great to have a full mag loaded in your gun, but what's loaded in your playlist? Time to ramp it up.
Goal Reached:
Kill One Million enemies with the whisky bottle during the Road to Crimefest event.
Get the Fuck Down!
Trollololololololol
Goal Reached:
Zip-tie 300,000 civilians during the Road to Crimefest event.
Get to cooking!
Bullets for everyone!
Goal Reached:
Complete heists where you manufacture illegal drugs 70,000 times during the Road to Crimefest event.
Unbox Day!
Beep. Beep. Beep.
Goal Reached:
Complete 50,000 heists with a vault during the Road to Crimefest event.
SevenThreeFiveFiveSixZeroEight
PAYDAY gang wins!
Goal Reached:
Complete 20,000 GO Bank heists while using the CAR-4 Rifle or the AK Rifle during the Road to Crimefest event.
I Am A Stone, I Do Not Move
Winter in Donetsk? Very cold. Take this.
Goal Reached:
Complete 2,500 Watchdogs heists with your personal accuracy above 70% during the Road to Crimefest
Last Drop
End of the road...
Goal Reached:
Get 5,000,000 Card Loot Drops during the Road to Crimefest.
WOLOLOLOLOLOOO!
"After the excitement of finding Cagliostro's dungeon, I couldn't sleep. Spent an hour upgrading Crime.Net."
Goal Reached:
Kill 2,000,000 cloakers during the Road to Crimefest event.
Grind Fest
Every enterprise needs a solid foundation. Unleashing 700 rounds-per-minute is an enterprise, right?
Goal Reached:
Earn 100,000,000,000 experience during the Road to Crimefest event.
A Hundred Different Ways!
Improve the cops' view with a taste of Ukrainian riot control.
Goal Reached:
Eliminate the rat on the Hoxton's Revenge heist 40,000 times during the Road to Crimefest event.
Dark Arts
Much majestic, such hidden, very wow
Goal Reached:
Complete the Framing Frame heist 30,000 times during the Road to Crimefest event.
Bearded Wisdom
Who will you be today?
Goal Reached:
Help Vlad's brother in law escape 20,000 times on White Xmas during the Road to Crimefest event.
An Offer They Can't Refuse
And the winner in the category of Best Heisting Badasses goes to....
Goal Reached:
Convert 80,000 law enforcers to fight on your side using the Joker Skill during the Road to Crimefest.
Hair Fallout
You're not strangers to the news cameras. So when you're the 6pm criminal superstar, make sure you move with grace and elan.
Goal Reached:
Steal the warheads for Vlad in the Meltdown heist 100,000 times during the Road to Crimefest event.
Let's Do This
Twinkle, twinkle, little tsar.
Goal Reached:
Kill 70,000 Bulldozers with submachine guns during the Road to Crimefest event.
PAYDAY, All Day, Every Day
Ugly is as ugly does.
Goal Reached:
Earn $3,000,000,000,000 during the Road to Crimefest event.
Crime.net Overload!
YARRRR! 24 hours of piracy for all!
Goal Reached:
Reach a peak of 30,000 players playing PAYDAY 2 online at the same time during the Road to Crimefest event.
Winters Came and Went
It's dangerous out there. Wear this.
Goal Reached:
Defeat Captain Winters' squadmembers 150,000 times during the Road to Crimefest event.
Buttshot!
It's perfect!
Goal Reached:
Kill 250,000 Shields with shotguns during the Road to Crimefest event.
Wankers
1 bullet in 500 has to hit.
Goal Reached:
Help Hoxton break into the FBI and steal the server 120,000 of times during the Road to Crimefest event.
Self Defense, I swear!
This one will make you feel like your heart is bursting from your chest.
Goal Reached:
Kill 15,000,000 enemies during the Road to Crimefest event.
Jacket Up!
You been sniffing Vlad's warheads? You look like a mutant.
Goal Reached:
Kill 1,000,000 gangsters with any baseball bat during the Road to Crimefest event.
Don't Tase Me Bro
Smile for the camera! So pretty.
Goal Reached:
Kill 4,000,000 Tasers during the Road to Crimefest event.
I looked, and behold, a white horse.
Those of you who died, we salute you.
Goal Reached:
Complete 250,000 heists on the Death Wish difficulty during the Road to Crimefest event.
OVERKILL Salutes You!
"I got Vlad on the line..."
Goal Reached:
Complete 20 Crimefest challenges during the Road to Crimefest event.
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