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• Fixed a crash that happened at the wrong time
• Added a bug to the game
• Added IRL Death function – If you die in VR, you’ll now die in real life
• Cash collected while playing in VR will now transfer to your real life bank account
• The programmers did some stuff, we’re not sure what, and at this point, we’re too afraid to ask
• Removed 1 byte of unused files
• Change the value for enemies_power from 1 to over 9000
• Rebind the “throw grenade” button to spacebar during stealth heists
• Activated debug options

Good Guys

• Dallas is no longer allowed to interact with Doctor Bags
• Sent Jimmy to rehab, he will be back with the next patch
• Changed the smell of Jiro to lavender
• Houston and Hoxton have swapped backstories due to popular demand
• Added the wig from PAYDAY 2: Web series to Wolfs model

Bad Guys

• Tasers will now set mouse sensitivity to a random value
• Shields will no longer guard other enemies unless asked nicely
• Added a 1.3% change for enemy snipers to fire rockets
• Added 6002% speed boosts to all cloakers
• Reinflated all punctured Bulldozer armors
• Added an apology to Captain Winters for being mean to him

Face Hats

• Added four masks that looks just like some other masks, sort of
• Added the "Almir clean shaved Beard" mask to the game

Game-fun Tweaks

• Added Battle Royale mode
• Added Tower Defense modifier
• Increased game balance to about 15%
• All blood in the game has been changed to yellow
• When enemies are defeated, they’ll now lie down on the ground and surrender
• Removed a bug where the community would sometimes state that the game is dying
• Instead of playing PAYDAY 2 the player can choose to "let the crew handle it"
• A drill can now be placed on an already existing drill to speed up the process. This process can be repeated and each consequent drill is two times louder.
• Rewards are no longer shared, only the first player to escape gets the loot
• Friendly fire is now enabled when the escape zone triggers
• Whenever a Cloaker kicks the player, that player is instantly kicked from the game
• Removed Jump action
• Steam posts now give in-game cash

Heistings

• Removed THE SECRET from the game due to nobody finding it within the time-limit
• Fixed a leak in the roof of the safehouse to leak correctly
• Refilled all wine bottles in Mallcrasher heist
• Repaired bullet holes in the safehouse
• Added one more cassette tape to Jackets collection
• Hoxton’s support hamster can now be found in the safehouse
• Big Bank has been shut down due to insurance issues
• Moved the FBI office closer to the Safe House for faster Raids
• The Safe House will now serve donuts since there are more cops than anywhere else in the city
• Cleaned up Burnout marks from the Meltdown heist
• Changed the sky color in bank tellers daydreams
• Moved all NPCs 4.3 cm to the left

Noises

• "Donacdum" was remastered and is now called "Do act dumb"
• Added custom voice lines for players wearing the fedora mask, ‘M’Lady’ will replace the ‘get down’ VO
• Cloakers will now scream like pterodactyls on fire
• Removed VO line that revealed Dukes real name
• Added additional Doctor Bag voice lines for Dallas
• Re-added the "one" voice line for John Wick
• Sound and music are now permanently set to MAX
• Added a super catchy song that will render all other songs obsolete
• Duke will now constantly give historical anecdotes during heists
• "WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABY" will now be used for all Bulldozer actions

Pew Pews

• All weapon but Car-4 has been removed to address game balance issues
• New ammo type for all Assault Rifles – Blanks, blanks deal no damage and serve no purpose
• Removed the ability to sprint while holding a weapon (Can’t be too careful, right?)
• Made all Melee weapons deal 5% more damage when facing North
• Added “Loudeners” to all weapons that are able to equip “Silencers”
• Pink weapon skins now give 10% more damage

Pixel Stuff

• Added a 5% chance that computers start playing cat videos while getting hacked
• Readded a spelling error that was removed by mistake
• Added underwear to all heisters and cops (might cause lag on low-end PC)
• Added hint to the secret in the lower-right of the Brooklyn bank vault texture normal map
• Unintentionally added additional textures
• Added butter to Almir’s Toast
• Added a "Cinematic" option – Makes the game run at 24 FPS with film grain

Good luck finding what we really added ;)

Via: Steam Community